What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 13:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Why do I like to eat my own cum?

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

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So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

Why can't flat-Earthers create an agency like NASA to explore Earth to prove it is flat? What's preventing them from doing so?

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Do most men prefer curvy women or skinny women?

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

Why is it that when the Democrats absolutely love everyone to be LGBTP, they don't even acknowledge that Barack Obama and his husband Big Mike are homosexual, and he is the first homosexual president of the USA?

Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

What sets porcini mushrooms apart from other types of mushrooms, such as button mushrooms?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...